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By The_Taxman - 20/08/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
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The_Taxman 5

I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.

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JEHughes 13

leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.

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cheesecakex 5

Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

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Loegi 8

in switzerland married couples pay more taxes than unmarried ones ;)

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xoxogossipgirl9 6

dump her. if she's using the other guy for tax reasons, imagine what she's using you for ?

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mikey561 2

she don't love you get out

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mcintosh123 15

Tell her you had sex with her sister but not to worry only for pleasure

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taylorfaye2014 6

22 You're stupid. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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crymore007 11

if that was her reason why didn't she marry you...this is what I read. "Today I dodged a bullet. FML."

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gjaobhin 0

http://w@ww.naked-lindse@y.com/?uid=130@8931(TakeOutThe@'s)

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