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By The_Taxman - 20/08/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

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The_Taxman 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:31

I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.

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JEHughes 13

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:06

leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.

cheesecakex 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:08

Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

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cliftongirl1022 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:11

Well....no taxes!!!!

dannyfitz18 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:18

rough what an idiot girlfriend

lol0wnee 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:18

Well.. Don't worry then !

Letter0 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:19

The guy who she married will never be happy, because she will do this to him. Be glad she's not doing this to you anymore, and stay away from her.

says_sweet 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:23

Sweet.

elijahwilson 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:30

Amen brother Amen

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:30

Gotta pay those taxes

20jetsgo 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:52

Lebrons weak

aztaroth_fml_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:32

we call that where i live a restless snatch.

itsbridgetbtch17 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:33

Cool story bro.. but forreal, that's not right.

pepsilove_fml 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:37

I wonder if the guy she married knows about you and her dating hmmm :o

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