By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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crazytwinsmom 25

Miralax works wonders, for the constipation, not the abs.

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donutcallmethat 16

Senna is an herb that will help in an emergency situation like this. Go to your local health food store and pick up some tincture or something with Senna in it. Then get yourself some Trifala to start taking everyday. It is not addictive and strengthens your intestines so this won't happen again.

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angiespook 18

Dude. See a doctor. And then start working out.

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wvcheesehead 13

Do you have Long John Silvers in France... great laxative.

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micassures_fml 19

No, it doesn't ring a bell. But we have something quite disgusting which tastes like liquid concrete, called Smecta.... have I already said how disgusting it is?

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DeadPixel4 29

******** GIVES YOU ABS!?! I'm never leaving the bathroom.

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False_Stupidity 41

The OP is obviously full of shit... On a serious note those, seek medical help right away. I was hospitalized after just over a week of constipation.

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EffyFails 18

wow haha, oh wells if it helps softness is better for snuggling, don't see fascination with muscles hope you poop soon

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whatever202 11

Have you tried magnesium citrate? Tastes a little like sparkling lemonade, and you can get it pretty much anywhere.

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CaptainCore993 19

I laughed so damn hard on this one,I might get some rock hard abs too,lol.

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