By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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crazytwinsmom 25

Miralax works wonders, for the constipation, not the abs.

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CoGhostRider 31

3 weeks? I'm no dr but I think pretty soon it's going to start coming out the top...

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tonyfan00 38

Once took 2 weeks. By far THE most painful s*it I ever took.

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pikawarriors 18

I'm embarrassed to say but when I was twelve I was constipated for 2 and a half months, no joke. You thought yours was painful? I felt like I was going to die, and I probably should have been in the hospital, but I never told anyone at the time

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amisenho 11

#64: Try doing that with inflamed hemorrhoids, then talk to me about pain.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

84- There is such a thing as too much sharing of information, even on the Internet...

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Soundslikeothers 15

3 weeks? Boy you need some fiber, laxatives, a doctor, something.

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MrSassypants 33

Screw that. At three weeks OP needs a bomb squad; he can blow at any second now.

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cocacola999 27

I'd advise to find a titanium toilet or something - no way an ordinary porcelain bowl will last.

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vikky538 28

so I am wondering... constipation is the secret for getting abs...just kidding...constipation hurts..use good medicine before it starts hurting you bad...

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smalltownman 15

Well I guess you could say that's a... crappy workout...? no? okay

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HeartYou101 31

Plenty of orange juice, green tea, Weetabix and maybe some Ducolax...

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MathIsStupid 11

Have you tried drinking a lot of prune juice?

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