There's a reason I love lentil soup. I'm permanently constipated due to my meds, so I eat lentils and plums whenever I can. Mirilax only does so much.

New meaning to being full of shit but seriously Miralax works wonders. See a doctor too, 3 weeks is way to long for anybody!

I got really sick September-October last year, I spent a total of 35 days in bed vomiting and I only took like five or six ***** over that time period, took 2 or 3 ***** in the two weeks after I stopped vomiting. Turns out that I wasn't sick, there was just a **** up in my nervous system that by chance worked it's way out through my gut in the form of vomiting instead of my neck as a twitch

Dang man the longest I've gone is a week and that was hell be careful though my dad went that long and his colon burst and he almost died