By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21

At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

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derpster 7

Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

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Epsilonyx 15

At least her imbalanced vaginal fungi is efficient. Did she then refer to your semen as "jam"?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You guys have turned me off all food, forever.

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dakotamacc 5

My love for bread is gone now

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Right_Click 12

Bread makes you fat anyway.. I got that from a very reliable source.

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desireev 17

That definitely sounds like a Kardashian quote!!

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Right_Click 12

Geezus, it's a Scott Pilgrim reference and I get buried. It must be all of Ramona's evil ex-boyfriends.

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DontModMeDammit 10

5 dollar, foot long, meatball sandwich.

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Rainchikmoo 6

That kind of makes me want to make a sandwich.

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honeybuncher 3

just as long as you dont eat that bread....

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XGamerChickX 5

Wtf is wrong with your profile pic?!?!

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coltsrock37 15

You shouldn't have to wafer on the concept. I know it may be hard to understand, and the suspense is rising, but if you have the dough, i'm sure you could slice off your connections without powdering it.

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22jrdn55 15

Dig a trench. Cry a river, Build a bridge. AND GET OVER IT! My dad told me to always think of the girl I'm about to "love" as my mom. Now, this is a true FML. :'(

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kelsykee 0

My boyfriend did the same thing... Said I had some sourdough in the oven -________-

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