Health: Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making...

By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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Time for a beer

By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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Cheesy.

By freshflowerz - 16/03/2018 00:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:53

At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

derpster 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:04

Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

Comments

zuzupetalsYO 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:44

Nasty bitch..

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:17

Oh grow up.

chels1994 11

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:06

Uneducated commenter...

thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:46

better then cottage cheese

efemel94 7

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:17

Yeast infections are the best thing since sliced bread

Roland2124 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:18

Only if you come away from eating with a lump of "dough" on your upper lip then FYL

maddienoelle 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:21

Add some butter.

Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:27

That is just disgusting.

Chavez45 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:36

Hopefully you don't get a job at a bakery. lol FYL

clogale 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:55

So you have to ruin it for the rest of us too? Thanks asshole.

mikepattonfan 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:09

D'ough! Yes I went there ......

cumminside03 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:45

Yup had that happen before... Not cool

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