By Duplighost - 12/01/2012 20:16 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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aliaskis 3

No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

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Jakesterk96 8

If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

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cheesendouche 1

that makes it more exhilarating and exciting. the fear of getting mutilated by a marine if you get caught. o.0 oh wait um... think of it as sexier? always look on the bright side :)

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mechmarine 0

hahahahahahaha! You deserved that in every single aspect of said situation.

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joshuakayne 4

That sucks, honestly I wouldn't be going over there much anymore if I were you lol. Try going out or to your house. Never do shit at the girl's house unless no one is home.

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mscari3 4

Sounds like my Marine husband! My poor girls will have a tough time later in life lol!!

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smallsmerry123 5

Have a child, and bang, your parents. Supervise each other and do whatever you want

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puertoricanjoy 6

I'm pretty sure this FML should say "Today, I walked in on my daughter and her boyfriend naked. I wanted to kill him, but I couldn't since I still have to be here to protect her from all the other jerk offs that are gonna try to get down her pants. FML."

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