Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around... - FML

By Duplighost - 12/01/2012 20:16 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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aliaskis 3

Friday 13 January 2012 0:39

No cavity search? You're getting off easy.

Jakesterk96 8

Friday 13 January 2012 0:40

If your girl's worth, it's worth it.

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richieflow 3

Friday 13 January 2012 17:39

Ha

YahImThatGuy 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:22

If your legs still attached to your body and your penis is still functional, then I'd say you faired pretty well.

Minnie87 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:36

At least you didn't get your ass kick by her Dad.

summy15423 12

Friday 13 January 2012 19:16

Why do people have sex when there parents or siblings are at home?

clydetheboss 2

Friday 13 January 2012 19:47

It could've been a lot worse, marines don't **** around. You're lucky to be alive hahahh

TSamurai6 1

Friday 13 January 2012 19:49

Why were you naked with a girl while her dad was home dumbshit

gamercanadian 11

Friday 13 January 2012 20:02

It's funny how there's only one actual comment with so many replies my time to shine :D

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Friday 13 January 2012 20:33

Be happy you're not dead...

Nicostream 16

Friday 13 January 2012 21:16

Y U NO Lock the door? YDI.

maunaimer 6

Friday 13 January 2012 21:29

Your old enough to fool around when your old enough to live on your own, have some respect for the parents place on your own and you won't have to be forced to be respectful next time

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