By awkwardparents - 06/08/2012 08:13 - United States - Burlingame

Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

'even been arrested?' you make it sound like being arrested is a normal thing.

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jibz 6

Then you have nothing to worry about, right?

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J4C0B 1

You don't have to be arrested to be in a gang!

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Enslaved 36

Tattoos still have meaning behind them. If yours are questionable, I don't blame a parent for being concerned about who their daughter is dating. God forbid they love her enough to care! **Gangs are a huge problem where I live! Watching "Gang Wars" has helped me learn more about it!

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coughyochick 7

Do you know how many gangs are NOTHING like you see on gang wars? Source: Tupac Shakur

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laurenlovesjb 20

I would do the same if I had a little girl, if I would even let her date a guy with a lot of tattoos. I agree with #28

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twisted_cherub 14

If you're referencing another post, please do so on the same thread so we don't have to search through the whole page to know what you're talking about.

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TheJester12 15

Perhaps next time a " my little pony tattoo" will raise less suspicion .

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jetsown08 21

I'm seeing it as well. You're not alone.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Me too! And it's saying my name is littlexlion on my profile info. And it has a picture of a little lion running around for my default.

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kimg0885 23

Yes me too! Did someone hack our accounts?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

66) I blame the Mods. They're so bloody sneaky.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Also, when I click 'account', it says my username is "sadistmonkey". IM NOT A MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY. I AM A CHIPMUNK GAHHH!!!!

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coughyochick 7

My sister has two sleeves. Nobody ever suspects a thing

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You can be in a gang and not have been arrested, OP. But the picture taking thing is really creepy.

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BubbleGrunge 18

We do lots of illegal things as human beings on a daily basis. Alot of us just dont get caught.

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dustyb555 1

Being with a gang doesn't always mean you've been to jail, nor does having tattoos mean either.

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stormchaser24 24

Then nothing to worry about right? Just saying.

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