By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

looloo95 1

Is your girlfriend mentally retarded?... someone needs to tell her how the whole sex thing works

leave_it_be_love 0

Ok so my boyfriend isn't the only one that does that?

are you KIDDING me?? the fact that you keep getting hard should be the least of your worries! first of all, you can't have sex without a hard-on. If she isn't aware of that then someone needs to enlighten her. secondly, your girlfriend is in for a rude awakening because no matter what (unless your dick is a tic tac) the first time will hurt. obviously I 100% think that you should only do it when you're both ready, and she seems to be willing. BUT if you guys aren't aware that you need a hard dick to have sex, then you have quite a bit of learning to do....it's called K-Y jelly and common knowledge, I think you need both. (P.S. even if she is really wet the first time, it will hurt without lube).

fudgeimout 2

I think you're girlfriend knew that and was using it to her advantage. Genius..

That is one if the dumbest things I've ever heard come out of a virgin's mouth.

Geckosrock99 33

Tell her that it's not possible. Explain to her how sex is possible. Then when you two decide you're actually going to do it, make sure she's wet enough and go slow at first. It shouldn't hurt her too badly then.

travisrparker 0

You Clearly have no idea how this works eh?