By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Your girlfriend is either stupid.... Or cleverly told you it's never gonna happen

That's actually sweet though. She should feel lucky that you find her that attractive.

How do you have sex with a flaccid penis? Are you going to poke it in there with your fingers or something?

she sounds like she's 11.... or she just wants to keep her virginity and if that's the case honor her wishes bro

sex ed class needed for both of you I think

What? If your girlfriend doesn't realize that a penis must be hard for sex to work out, I think you guys are too young to be having sex. And if she wants to have sex at all, she must dealt with the pain. It's just the first time that really hurts and the pain goes away once you find the right position.

your gf is stupid. the first time hurts just suck it up like the rest of us.

that's not possible, you need to be hard in order to take virginity, otherwise it's not actually sex