By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 840
You deserved it 6 394

Same thing different taste

Comments

contedefees 11

You both better spend a couple months playing with each other before any penetration. Both sound completely unprepared for sex. And as a woman whose first time hurt like all hell, I would highly advise spending weeks fingering her when you help her ****** because i helps loosen her up so it won't hurt as much.

AhmandahAnarchy 5

Has literally NO ONE thought that she said that because she DOESN'T want to have sex with him? I've used that line before, even when I wasn't a virgin. Don't want to hurt their feelings, so play dumb about the situation. TA-DA!

you, my friend, are one of the few guys who has it damn lucky with a girlfriend that has a great ass. welcome to the club. cue the thumbing down.

Physically impossible to take someone's virginity with a flaccid penis. Speaking from experience here.

They should watch some sex education videos.she sure needs it

Whogivesadamn13 3

Thank goodness she's pretty enough to make up for being Pants-on-head retarded.

Put a paper bag over............ Yourself.... maybe that'll help you finally get some

DoubletheDuck 7

She needs to stop being a pussy and just take it..

If I told that to a guy I'd really just be saying "You can't take my virginity." Maybe she's not stupid, just doesn't want him!