Love: Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next...

By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

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Same thing different taste

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 090

You deserved it 7 805

By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 048

You deserved it 11 005

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 194

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 312

You deserved it 7 054

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 601

You deserved it 15 190

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 231

You deserved it 3 748

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 229

You deserved it 2 179

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 280

You deserved it 3 707

Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 324

You deserved it 5 039

Epsilonyx 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:26

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

novair 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:25

OUCH..............

Comments

Crazyforcheese 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:33

So can we have a look of it ?

NomOnShroomz 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:34

Aww poor baby. What are you gunna do about it? Phone home?

MadameMerle 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:35

She either loves you for your character or thinks ET is hot. If it's the second option, perhaps you should reconsider dating her.

ghostlilac 25

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:35

that sucks, but why would you let her make you pose for a picture?

captainbj2 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:11

Agreed...how did she MAKE you? You knew no good would cone of that picture. Send your insensitive girlfriend someplace far far away...

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:36

It *IS* your girlfriend. If it was a girl that rejected you for a date and then decided to humiliate you by conparing you to ET to everyone, then your L would be F'd. Evidently, she liked your bug-eyed, flat-headed, scaly-skin look, so be a good sport about the joke and pity all the dudes who aren't getting laid tonight.

boredblonde 17

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:42

What's wrong with her?

boredblonde 17

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:42

What's wrong with her?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:45

The fact that your girlfriend is able to make you do anything against your will is a sure sign that you're a ******* pansy. Enjoy the spotlight, princess.