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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

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Same thing different taste

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 090

You deserved it 7 805

By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 048

You deserved it 11 005

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 194

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 312

You deserved it 7 054

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 601

You deserved it 15 190

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 231

You deserved it 3 748

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 229

You deserved it 2 179

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 736

You deserved it 4 119

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 280

You deserved it 3 707

Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 324

You deserved it 5 039

Epsilonyx 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:26

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

novair 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:25

OUCH..............

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tragicnightmare 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:13

learn to take a joke. I'm sure she was kidding around

Shortiejordi 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:39

awkward....

ukrage 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:40

So u must be amazing at fingering her e.t. since she's still ur gf

fogrunner 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 16:00

ET >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans. Besides, perhaps her friends felt they had to "agree."

BritLass 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:59

You should 'Phone home' and get your mum to kick her ass! ;)

ih82bl8 2

Friday 23 September 2011 6:36

Ummm... Isn't his neck like folded cuz it's long and his eyes like humungus? Um... Saaad!

Zillie 4

Friday 23 September 2011 9:21

Maybe she has some sort of abduction/probing fantasy. Take advantage.

elliottemoose 1

Friday 23 September 2011 9:33

Aha, sorry but if that happens sorry :-/

WhiteAsNoise3 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:00

I wanna see!!

hoonyer 17

Monday 26 September 2011 22:37

YDI for letting her take the pic in the first place, couldn't you see where she was going with this?

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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 304

You deserved it 50 349

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 547

You deserved it 498

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 406

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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You deserved it 365

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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You deserved it 2 415

Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 343

Today, I work in a call centre for telecommunications and someone called in to ask about a payment on their account. I meant to ask them if they had checked their online banking statement, but instead I asked them if they had checked their online dating profile. FML

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You deserved it 369

Same thing different taste

Hot or not

She goes to another school

Not like that

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