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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

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tragicnightmare 15

learn to take a joke. I'm sure she was kidding around

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ukrage 1

So u must be amazing at fingering her e.t. since she's still ur gf

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fogrunner 13

ET >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans. Besides, perhaps her friends felt they had to "agree."

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BritLass 15

You should 'Phone home' and get your mum to kick her ass! ;)

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ih82bl8 2

Ummm... Isn't his neck like folded cuz it's long and his eyes like humungus? Um... Saaad!

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Zillie 4

Maybe she has some sort of abduction/probing fantasy. Take advantage.

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hoonyer 17

YDI for letting her take the pic in the first place, couldn't you see where she was going with this?

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