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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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You deserved it 15 193

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By Claire - 10/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML

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You deserved it 102

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 124

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

Epsilonyx 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:26

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

novair 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:25

OUCH..............

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drloves69 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:51

Did you ever give her the glowing finger?

ComplexChris 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:04

ET is cute! ;-)

calbabe96 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:05

I think me and aliens are hottt. Katy perry would agree

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:17

Did she leave a trail of Reeses Pieces for you to pick up and eat?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:21

powned home by ET

anteup623 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:30

Heisman that ho!!!

liftedyoda 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:56

Why would you let her take the pic if you didnt want her to show her friends?

rebelsrock 17

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:07

She's still dating you right? Then your all good buddy

Burrrprint_HD 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:13

Lolz that bitch burned herself kuz she's dating you that's her FML lmaolz

2wenty0ne21 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:37

Peanut butter sandwich every morning and 100 pushups by noon then let genetics do the rest. Then once u get buff dump her.

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