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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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You deserved it 3 465

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 101

You deserved it 7 811

By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 050

You deserved it 11 009

Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 560

You deserved it 197

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 055

She goes to another school

By Wow. - 18/12/2013 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

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You deserved it 15 193

By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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You deserved it 3 751

Check please!

By Claire - 10/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML

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You deserved it 102

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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You deserved it 2 180

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 124

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 284

You deserved it 3 711

Epsilonyx 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:26

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

novair 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:25

OUCH..............

Comments

A100893 30

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:04

Make a parody of Katy Perry's video. No, seriously, laugh it off and be yourself. You're beautiful on the inside.

Snookie85 19

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:37

ET phone home. :)

Blueocean7 19

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:08

Where in the world do you find a life-sized ET?!? Except maybe at the movie studio where it was filmed. Sorry about that. ET needs to phone home about this!

FYLSLOWLY 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:11

Dude you must look like a turd!

dansco 24

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:17

Did you phone home? Or just ride you bike over the moon?! Lol

farahg3 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:46

Lets hope she was kidding

iadoin 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:55

Apparently she likes the way ET looks if she is dating you...

Jonman503 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:08

in the words of Arnold you must be one ugly MF

kittyLoveZombiez 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:13

Not being mean. How Do You HAVE a GF if you look like .E.T. ?

decidedlyvague 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:39

Next time she's over say ET phone home and pull out your dick. If she asks any questions say that it's a speaking device and you already set it to dial, and that she can only talk to the person if she sticks it in her mouth. If she asks why no one responded, just say it was the wrong number. that'll teach her.