By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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ktdad07 0

You're getting laid consistently. Quit yer bitchin.

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yazmi_09 3

does it also itch and burn while you do it?

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crystal_james 0

Perhaps she bought a pack of identical "panties" and is playing a prank on you. A funny enough prank for you to even post an FML about it.

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perdix 29

Shouldn't she NOT be wearing panties when you have sex?

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seximexi911 10

haha I mean maybe she's the girl who just moves it over to the side

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perdix 29

That's a little too efficient to be sexy.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

I think u need to buy ur gf more panties I think she only has one pair

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SneakherHead 5

lmao she probably has shit stains all over those panties

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aandra 1

Of course we don't! Stop telling lies.

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yazmi_09 3

he probably thought they were zebra print when in actuality those were shit stains

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SneakherHead 5

obviously girls take a crap were just playing around even though its weird to imagine a hot girl struggling to take a crap lmao :D

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muffinlovexD 12

I don't have shit stains in my panties... Do you Sneakherhead ?

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Your on your way to a perfect week. Barney Stinson's the only other person to have had one.

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Nathancode 3

Aha, far from a perfect week. A perfect week means 7 separate girls, on each day of the week, with zero rejections. I'm a How I Met Your Mother nerd 8-)

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ryanst 7

Haha that show is so awesome, especially since they have the gayest guy ever as a ladies man.

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Yeah once I found out he was gay, it totally ruined the show for me

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Pinkanani 12

No way! I mean I guess there were signs, but yeah, that kind of ruined it for me now. Thanks a lot guys!

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kindlystfupls 0

omg. who cares if he's gay? how the **** does that ruin the show for you? gay or not NPH is ******* awesome! he's hilarious. that show is amazing. and he has the cutest twins! the end.

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Ergh that is actually disgusting. And not funny. Your girlfriend has a weird sense of humourrr.

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fucmylifealot 0

ydi for not noticing haha. how could you miss that?!

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bamagirl14 0

YDI for not realizing it yourself.

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T552 12

Now you know to inspect the...erm...condition of her panties before you have sex. Unless you actually don't give a shit and you're going to screw her regardless. You screwed her after she said that anyway didn't you? Like you care OP. Still gross though, unless she's just got more than one of the same design of panties.

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