By CrazyBitch - 04/04/2013 08:20 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 240
You deserved it 3 497

Same thing different taste

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stevenJB 25

Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?

I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)

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alluringtatas 7

What a gentleman you are, calling her a crazy bitch. What a catch you must be.

That comment was bad and you should feel ba- humped to death by angry FMLers

Maybe you should try and convince her that EVERY day is Steak-and-a-******* day! She's apparently really gullible.

gnattine 11
Obey_StudBoii 23

You're an asshole for calling your gf a bitch. Don't question someone's intuition if they seen their life flash before their eyes or if they can speak to the dead (my ex can, she's a medium) . What I'm saying here is you shouldn't be making fun out of this. There are many people who are born with gifts, then there are some who get them later in life. Like myself, I can sometimes read someone's mind (don't comment with some bs "read mine" BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE IN PERSON. I can also feel when something is wrong but I can't place who it is or the person.

There are a couple of explanations for these phenomena, though. Talking to the dead: Usually saying things that people expect a dead person to say. Relatively easy if you know the deceased well enough and can mimic their behaviour/statements. Reading someone's mind: There are only so many things a person can think about, so it's obvious that you'd sometimes be able to know what a person is thinking. (Body language can assist a whole lot here aswell.) Feel that something is wrong: Two major explanations here. First one is body language, second one is simply chance. (If you think something is wrong 10 times and it happens once, you'll believe that you had supernatural powers that allowed you to know of it.) Now, I'm not gonna say that people who state these things are lying. There are a lot who are fully convinced and would bet their life on the fact that they can read minds and talk to deceased people. Most of the time, however, they just don't know that they actually can't. (Especially the "talking to dead people" thing.) If you want sources for any of these explanations and sufficient proof that nobody can talk to the dead, take a look at science. Most of it will cover these things quite well.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Look! I know what's real and what isn't real. She didn't say it for the hell of it or because she felt the need to. No. She said what she said because I knew for a fact, she was talking with my grandma. Now my grandma knew stuff about me my ex didn't, because I hadn't mentioned any of it to her. I know what happened that night. Reading someones mind: you don't get where I'm coming from do you? Are you trying to tell me that everything I'm saying isn't true? If you are it would be a waste of your time because I know what's REAL. You're over there saying it's "Body language, and it can assist here as well". I call bs on that, and your reply to my comment. 1: You don't know me. 2: Half of which you say "Body Language" is full of crap.

I'm fairly certain that I did mention that you quite possibly are not lying, because you firmly believe what you're saying. That still doesn't make it true, though. (Think of the people who were convinced that the Earth was flat.) And if you're curious about the "mind reading" part, there are a lot of experts and professionals who are able to read most people like a book. That's not because they have superpowers, but rather because they have extensive background knowledge of these people, can estimate what a person is most likely to think at a certain time especially when faced with certain topics, and can read their emotional state from things like body language(including how they stand, how nervous they are, color of their face, etc.).

Some people are just that naive... And usually they are very sweet too.... Funny how that goes hand in hand......

Obey_StudBoii 23

If that's how you feel then more power to you. I'm just stating the truth. My ex knew nothing about my grandma and when we did in fact have a session she said things only my grandma knew that no one else knew. So thank you because your comment shows you don't believe in the "Supernatural"

Obey_StudBoii 23

#59 Sorry my comment i made before was in reply to my original comment on here that someone replied on.

RedPillSucks 31

OP, I believe you misspelled psycho