By CrazyBitch - 04/04/2013 08:20 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
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stevenJB 25

Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?

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BrookieAnn 19

I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)

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dhenri 9

Where is the who cares button??

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perdix 29

The good news is that if she's psychic, she'll know when you intend to break up with her and she'll dump you first. That's work out great for you because the dumpee gets more sympathy that the dumper (unless you're dumpy and no one cares about you anyways.)

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Damian95 16

I'm not sure maybe this is the beginning of an apocalypse!

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interesting33 36

does this really bother you so much that you have to call her that in your username?

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misspennycakes 7

My boyfriend calls me a **** but doesn't mean we will break up!

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etishuman22 32

You're rude, OP. You didn't need to put that as your username. Shame on you.

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Axipiter 24

Blow her mind. Tell her you're psychic too, and you knew she was going to tell you she was.

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33Got_Game 13

So she can see the future or read your mind or whatever? You might want to break up with her if you really think she is that crazy or that dumb, I wonder if she'll see that coming.

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jessherself13 21

Did she have a near death experience while playing volleyball? I mean, unless she took a ball to the face I don't get why she would.

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