By CrazyBitch - 04/04/2013 08:20 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
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stevenJB 25

Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?

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BrookieAnn 19

I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)

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perdix 29

That must have been some kill shot!

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

You dont see this every day!

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thosedogtags 8

Oh... Really?!?

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olpally 32

Hahaha!! :) I get that reference! :D

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perdix 29

When she starts talking to "Wilson," that's when you need to GTFO. Until then, enjoy the ride -- the crazy bitches are the best in the sack!

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whatthefreshhell 15

"crazy bitches", eh? I bet you're quite the catch.

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ManInTheMachine 19

22-Read OP's username. That, and take everything perdix says with a pinch of salt. And by a pinch, I mean the whole ******* salt shaker, 'cause he's rarely ever serious. I'm surprised people still don't understand this.

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whatthefreshhell 15

Yeah, my bad on the op username part. Meh.

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Jacksparrow72 21

Grandma's are crazy right now.

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kewpiesuicide 29

You know someone ripped that off of That's So Raven, right?

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LennyComa 39

Mkay, Your girlfriend is an Idiot....Everyone knows that if you see dead people you're psychic, life flashing before your eyes is just your run of the mill near death experience. duh, [/Sarcasm}

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\ 28

I think her grandma watched a little too much "That's So Raven."

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