By CrazyBitch - 04/04/2013 08:20 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 240
You deserved it 3 497

Same thing different taste

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stevenJB 25

Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?

I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)

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Depends on whether you're interested in the philosophical approach or the scientific one. For the philo. one, yes. It happens right before you are supposed to die. For the scientific one, not quite. The phenomenon of your life flashing before your eyes is based on an increase of adrenaline in the blood stream which causes your brain to take in far more pictures per second than usual, thus giving the illusion of time slowing down. This conceived time dilation is also paired with a grasp into your subconscious memory to try and find out whether you are aware of/remember any methods to protect yourself in this situation, which usually results in your brain going through the more memorable situations of your past to find an appropriate response. It is during this process that you feel as though you relive all of your life.

Why did you not finish the story 44? You got our attention then just stopped. Did the bear get you?

She probably knows you posted this. Bad mogumbo for he who disobeyeth the Oracle.

Here is how you break her of that, walk up to her and throw a cup of ice water onto her. Ask her if she saw it coming. Problem solved. Your welcome.

#70 It was an American Pie reference.

In short #65 sometimes yes and sometimes no.

Your fault for dating the psycho bitch in the first place. If I were you, I would quickly remove your toe from that pool of stupid.