By FML - 02/02/2009 18:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
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Diabeetus 0

Perfect reply for these situations. "It varies in size depending on how hot the girl is."

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captcool024 0

haha.. stupid bitch.. hot dog down a hallway at this point.. dont worry bro she says it to everybody, because her boyfriend is a giant *****.

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LunaaBluee 27

Not sure how he deserved that considering the girl is an unfaithful ****.

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captcool024 0

haha.. stupid bitch.. hot dog down a hallway at this point.. dont worry bro she says it to everybody, because her boyfriend is a giant *****.

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withered 30

Except that is not how vaginas work. It's on the same level as saying "Oooh I dare not exercise! My arms might get floppy and sag!".

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Diabeetus 0

Perfect reply for these situations. "It varies in size depending on how hot the girl is."

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genius_man16 0

hahahahaha my hero :P but really, that girl is a sluuuuut. I'd tell her boyfriend also, just to show her :P

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Eddie_Paints 0

Yeah she's a *****! If I were you I'd go get checked out medically!!

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luigima 0

why is is that a girl who sleeps around is always a **** but the guy is just having fun? you probably deserved this. *****.

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littlericht 2

Yeah tell her boyfriend that you boned her and she was like a bucket. That will **** there relationship up lol. And also say that you think I've given her scabies that would scare them both lol!

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drewcat21 0

Shut up. Either way it's disrespectful and disgusting.

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xximikeixx 8

Here goes. A door (girl), that opens to every key is useless and trash. A key (boys), that open every door is the master key. Any more questions?

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teentee401 36

If a guy sleeps around, he's a man-*****. If a girl does it she's a ****. Any questions?

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Right. Cause men can't be ****** too. It's still gross no matter what gender does it.

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withered 30

Such original and accurate description. Here goes. Would you rather eat a yogurt with a spoon that was dipped in 10 yogurts and 10 mouths or would you like a fresh one? Any more questions? Hurr durr, now I proved men get "used" by having sex and are worth less the more partners they have.

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youhavenoidea 0

wow thats wonderful you prolly feel like a real stud

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McZeal 0

the only important thing is that you got some

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badluckross 21

The correct term according to The Lonely Island and Akon is: Doesn't matter had sex.

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Levicicus 6

“She made me wear a bag on my head. Doesn’t matter, had sex!”

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ill 0

should ask her why she dates someone so stupid that they can't use such a big hog and drive their girlfriend to go after normal sized sausage?

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EmoPotato 3

Contrary to popular belief, the bigger the guy is the more it hurts and can be rather unpleasant and completely unenjoyable, that is if your tight enough.

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inlimbo11 0

this is obviously very true...

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jsmith1199 0

1. Kick her square in the nuts. Yeah, u heard me. 2. Get her boyfriend's number, call him and tell him what a ***** she is 3. Knock her out 4. Pat yourself on the back for getting laid

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