By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
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AH1Zviper 15

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

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eaglerob 20

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

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fatalfacefart 4

At first I thought you said "watch her hang her self"

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nataliewby 25

Seems like she's only thinking about hershelf.

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alex_622 22

She should've at least given you a little something. Now you have to take care of yourself

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schwaka 17

Maybe he never comes around unless he thinks he's getting some, who knows lol. Most guys are used to taking care of things themselves so it's just a disappointment. xD

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metalman746 5

Thats just wrong on so many levels. Maybe you should send her a pic of the sex and the city movie to get her to come over then instead have her make you a sandwich or do your laundry. That'll show her...

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alex_622 22

Yes, because all girls love Sex and the City....

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njgohard 16

Well played, ma'am, well played indeed.

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julianbozikovic 20

Make a move, man! You don't know until you try!

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't know what? It says she – his girlfriend, meaning they're already in a relationship together – sent him home, which makes me think that she unceremoniously dismissed him without any kind of hint of sexytime, either soon after or later. Even if she were open to the idea, it's too late for that kind of advice now, innit?

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Flaming_Pandas 15

That's so wrong of her to deceive you (for lack of a better word) like that. Next time she wants you to do something for her, she should just ask.

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Calingaladha 21

It seems that now you'll have to sate your sexual desires all by your shelf.

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Psychicgirl17 18

she baited you with those pictures and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

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Zebediabolical 39

And after OP probably went home to become a master baiter.

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