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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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Get out!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 21:12 - United States

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert." Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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AH1Zviper 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:45

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

eaglerob 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:44

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

Comments

jajajanie 13

Monday 25 August 2014 9:31

at least you got to nail SOMETHING.

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 25 August 2014 10:15

What's next - she invites you up for coffee and serves you Tasters' Choice?

SatinsNightmares 17

Monday 25 August 2014 12:39

Goblin182 26

Monday 25 August 2014 12:50

Send her a picture of some very nice expensive jewlery. When she comes over have her blow you. Then send her home.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:48

What point are you trying to make here? That she should have given him a ******* in exchange for setting up the shelf? That's not at all how a healthy relationship works. There's nothing wrong with doing non-sex-related things with your partner every once in awhile without demanding to be compensated in some way.

ofernando84 4

Monday 25 August 2014 14:28

What a sly diva roach

hickeyboy42 11

Monday 25 August 2014 16:20

Clever girl.

Loboman 6

Monday 25 August 2014 20:28

That isnt your girlfriend, man. FRIENDZONED!!

laylaeve 9

Monday 25 August 2014 20:55

Well she sure used you..I'd drop that one

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:43

You seriously think he should dump his girlfriend just because she doesn't have sex with him every single time he wants her to? Most relationships have more to them than that.

Rababco 29

Thursday 4 August 2016 8:56

@102 I think it's more about manipulation than the fact that she didn't want to have sex with him. I think it would be better for OP to talk with her about it then dump her though.

LizReszke 11

Monday 25 August 2014 21:59

You obviously deserved it for thinking that a female only sends "sexy" photos when they want sex. What a dick you are.

rambleramble3 11

Tuesday 26 August 2014 17:59

She sent sexy photos and asked him to come over, it's a reasonable conclusion that she would want the D. If she had only sent photos and no invite, then it your statement would be accurate in the situation.