Love: Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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mstoffel 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:44

Leave her. You deserve better.

Izabel12 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:45

I agree. If she can't own up to what she says she is the WRONG person for you.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:53

Just get rid of her, OP. Cheaters are the worst.

Adam5858 17

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:54

That "to" in my previous comment was an accident

sunnyray812 42

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:57

So she tells you she cheated on you then denies that she ever told you....She sounds like a complete idiot.

FrancesShiver 20

Monday 9 June 2014 0:08

Get out of that. Now.

lulinator 40

Monday 9 June 2014 0:11

Not too swift, that one.

grapefruit_hd 7

Monday 9 June 2014 0:11

Proble wrong person she sent that to

joopjoop 19

Monday 9 June 2014 0:37

so she's cheating on someone else with op? not much better...

dmcd_39 14

Monday 9 June 2014 0:12

Retars

mom_of_5 10

Monday 9 June 2014 0:13

I think the cheating is the least of your problems...she is hallucinating roommates! I would either a) have her seek medical attention for delusional schizophrenia or a split/multiple personality disorder b) Call Ghostbusters to make sure she isn't being visited by roommates past or c) run. Run far. Run fast. Just run!!! Or you could always use a combination of the three if you want to get revenge :-)

redstone7693 29

Monday 9 June 2014 0:26

Leave the bitch

khaled_almu 13

Monday 9 June 2014 0:27

"Bitches still bitches"

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