Love: Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd...

By Single - 04/12/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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Tuesday 4 December 2012 18:59

Well, in other news, you are no longer IMPLYING she's a moron, because she proved it to you. Wouldn't she be your ex now?

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 4 December 2012 19:24

While I agree that the manner in which they are all going ask about who Banksy is, and the abundance of these same posts, is going to be depressing, I think it's a little harsh to compare them to cave-dwellers lacking education just because they do not yet know who Banksy is. I mean I didn't know who Banksy was until today; I had to look him up on wikipedia. I do agree though that it shows that they don't know how to search for these things which is a few letters and an enter button away, though, which is a bad mind-set to have.

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AbraxasVI 0

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:13

Banksy the graffiti artist?

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 5 December 2012 9:00

You are better off, OP. Find someone smarter.

Therewhenneeded 16

Wednesday 5 December 2012 10:02

Oh lordy...your point is proven. =/ I hope she realizes her error and apologizes.

kofeinisti 6

Wednesday 5 December 2012 12:17

You guys are aware that Banksy does prints as well, right? So while it's unlikely that hers is authentic, it CAN be. Why is she a moron?

emeraldmaz 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 8:17

Because originals and prints are two different things.

danica_smashya 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 2:52

I have a girl gasim for banksy

HooHooHa 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:15

Alan, why the hell do you act like a prick everywhere you go? Do you exp

HooHooHa 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:17

Alan, why the hell do you act like a prick everywhere you go? Don't expect us to mount you on a pedestal and respect you, when you can't respect anyone else. Asshole.