By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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demonspeed 0

men who respond to this: "she doesn't trust you" women who respond: " you must have cheated before". why can she just not be a crazy insecure girl? why does he automatically have to be a cheater. sounds like all of you are a heartbeat away from smelling some balls....

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kpadgett045 0

oh brother..thats a good sign to hit the road. and you know what they say if she's afraid of you cheating its probably because she already is.

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shelby0123 0

usually the accuser is the one cheating

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crushedone 7

I hope you gave her a sweaty teabagging.

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StillNOLove 0

damn that's a trip.

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welandedonthemoo 5

it's proly cause she's cheating and now thinks that u are.

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kpadgett045 0

ok that confirms it all womeb are crazy, now i know why im gay...

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cherrypassion 6

wtf is smelt?

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rooneyroo 0

To smelt is to put raw metals into a forge and bring them to a liquified state, where you can then skim off the impurities and have the pure metal. no clue what the OP meant by it.

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adiberkeley 0

**** her before you go to gym and when you come back **** her again or let her lick when she smell

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al2halski 0

Dude why are you with someone who's that obsessed about you cheating? Sniffing somebody's penis is just weird.and creppy

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