she sniffed ur dick?! that's out there dude

maybe you gave her a reason to think you were cheating on her. possibly you could've done it in the past and because of that you've given her trust issues.

this chick is weird! r u sure you want to have to deal with time you go? come on... serious trust issues if she has to smell ur balls

Look, I don't know if you've given reason for her to suspect you or that she is a total nut job but from what I know (which is only this FML) this sounds like you SHOULD NOT continue such a relationship. It sounds terrible and you both need to suck it up and get out of it.

If you haven't cheated in the past I would make sure to start watching her...normally the one who is paranoid is the one cheating.

I'm surprised the Vocabulary Gestapo hasn't called OP on 'smelt'.

she's obviously been hurt before. I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me most of our relationship, I've been made a fool of because it went on for several months and I ignored my instincts thinking I was just paranoid. she must have had something similar happen to her and can't bear for it to happen again. I had trust issues before this past cheating boyfriend and right now it feels like I'll never trust anyone again

So, when you DO cheat, don't wear a condom. Problem solved. When you say you're going to the gym, you've given yourself a great excuse to take a shower. Just make sure you thoroughly wash the other woman's *****-goo off before you go home.

Say Honey... While you are down there.

shoulda made her suck it while she was down there