Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the...

By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

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Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 17 June 2011 8:45

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

GingerFro 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:43

fyl she's got issues

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TheIllusionist 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:55

you must be doing it wrong

aerogxt 7

Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Next time, have her taste it instead. It's tough to pick out latex from the smell if sweat, it'd be easier to distinguish the taste, or so I'm told. let her lick it to find out next time ;)

JRFaceless 8

Friday 17 June 2011 16:16

Why you comin home At 5 in the morn' Something's going on Can I smell yo dick?

Mxpxdude189 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:21

Tell her you didn't use a rubber this time

triggerit 5

Friday 17 June 2011 16:24

time to change your dick...

boobookittyfk 3

Friday 17 June 2011 16:31

ha ha that's silly shouldn't she know you don't wear condoms ha

danx900 7

Friday 17 June 2011 16:34

I wouldn't be dealing with that shit.

dadof2 4

Friday 17 June 2011 16:37

next time sway your hips alittle and smack her in the face with it then she can smell it until she showers

Surferbro 5

Friday 17 June 2011 16:43

New gf bro

LilysTillie 7

Friday 17 June 2011 16:57

Say "While you're there...." Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously though, I'd let her know that she better figure this out & get over it, or you're done. Can't have a good relationship without trust. Unless of course you've given her reason to be concerned???

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 17 June 2011 18:46

"She" better figure this out and get over it? I'm sorry. I always thought a relationship involved 2 people. Silly me. When you're in a relationship, you work on issues together. There's absolutely no reason not to. If you work on them together, you're actively involved in helping your significant other, and supporting them while they do. If you say "go deal with your own problems" it shows you really don't give a **** and couldn't care less about the other person.