Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the...

By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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By FutureMarine3658 - 08/08/2012 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

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Mixed feelings

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 17 June 2011 8:45

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

GingerFro 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:43

fyl she's got issues

Comments

Bullpine 11

Friday 17 June 2011 17:11

why you comin' home, five in the morn' somethin's goin' on can i smell yo' d***?

kirbysmiles 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:18

she's a damn bloodhound and literally out for blood.

Pinkanani 12

Friday 17 June 2011 17:21

Did it not occur to anyone that he may have cheated on her before? If he did, she's stupid to have taken him back. On the other side of things, maybe he is known to be a cheater or has been acting suspicious? Either way, that's just nasty!

demonspeed 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:43

did it occur to you that she just may actually be crazy?

textwork 4

Friday 17 June 2011 17:31

next time she does that slap her in the face with your dick and tell her to trust you for once

freakguy455 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:36

Protective ha, try more like possessive, I have 1 do that once, I told her I don't use latex, then the next time I called a girl I knew who takes it in the ass.

sassyangel24 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:36

What The..? Dude That's Just Sick, &Can You Say Lunatic? Geez.. Even If You've Previously Given Her A Reason To Think You're A Cheater, That's Insanely Too Far.