By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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Bullpine 11

why you comin' home, five in the morn' somethin's goin' on can i smell yo' d***?

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kirbysmiles 0

she's a damn bloodhound and literally out for blood.

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Pinkanani 12

Did it not occur to anyone that he may have cheated on her before? If he did, she's stupid to have taken him back. On the other side of things, maybe he is known to be a cheater or has been acting suspicious? Either way, that's just nasty!

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demonspeed 0

did it occur to you that she just may actually be crazy?

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textwork 4

next time she does that slap her in the face with your dick and tell her to trust you for once

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freakguy455 0

Protective ha, try more like possessive, I have 1 do that once, I told her I don't use latex, then the next time I called a girl I knew who takes it in the ass.

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sassyangel24 0

What The..? Dude That's Just Sick, &Can You Say Lunatic? Geez.. Even If You've Previously Given Her A Reason To Think You're A Cheater, That's Insanely Too Far.

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candypants86 0

unless you've cheated on her in the past, and she has a reason to suspect you are currently cheating... then she's probably cheating on you.

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jade99_fml 4

I do this to my boyfriend too, only because I have reasons to believe he has.

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demonspeed 0

that's just creepy

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irritatedone 5

if you have reason to believe then why not just leave him?

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aerogxt 7

Why don't u come smell my penis. while ur down there, give it lickin and make it behave.

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Sassyangel1017 0

Thats probably because you have a strong history of cheating

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