By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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XxSKELETOxX 0

Latex is much easier to taste than smell. *wink*

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CrazyGirl445 4

you've obviously gave her a reason to. YDI

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manofthenorth 0

just tell her that every time she smells it she must use it somehow

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irritatedone 5

she def has trust issues that will affect you as long as you are together. and if she's accusing you if cheating it's probably to cover up her cheating. dump her now before there are kids involved.

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irritatedone 5

of course I personally love the smell of fresh gym sweat on a hot guys balls.

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SteelCladAngel 0

so dump her she's a right nutter

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msabot 0

smelt(ing) is either a fish or a chemical process not the past-tense of smell. just saying, but yeah that sucks dude.

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lucins 7

not trusting each other will ruin ur relationship!!! there must be trust between u two!!!

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OhHeySlogan 4

what have you done to make her think that?

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muffins260 2

reminds me of the song -smell yo dick - it's hilarious !

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