By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
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ashl123 19

You should really date smarter people

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SoNotForYou 5

Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?

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greatfirstdate 18

You dumping her WAS the bad omen. She tried to escape the future, but you can't escape the future. Don't you see?

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yeongji 31

Guess he forgot to mention that the bad omen he sees is himself --;

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ihatemen 0

Dude, never talk to her again. She stopped talking to you so what's the point? Her stupidity is basically breaking up with you. Sorry bro.

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vb68_fml 28

Well at least of you dump her it means her astrologist friend was right...after all !

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TheMystery13 13

Tell her that there are "good omens" for your dick in the following weeks, because it'll be making lots of new (tighter) friends.

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newburton13 26

That's really one in the same so just dump her.

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0_0shortyy0_0 18

He obviously likes her and wants you to break it off so the 'omens can tell her to go out with him'

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