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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 620

You deserved it 2 671

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 448

You deserved it 2 779

By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 590

You deserved it 2 594

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 386

You deserved it 4 159

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 824

You deserved it 4 683

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 191

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 648

You deserved it 3 187

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 571

You deserved it 3 072

By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 480

You deserved it 9 484

By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 334

You deserved it 40 730

Lucario227 22

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:18

Dump her

Whydoyouask 11

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:19

Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.

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rmays96 15

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:18

First!

Lucario227 22

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:18

Dump her

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 14 November 2015 14:03

Am I the only one that's looking for OP's girlfriend in the comments?

extremereviews 26

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:19

Dump her 1st

beeferjay 34

Saturday 14 November 2015 4:43

35 comments and only 4 were from chicks... I bet they're all wondering lol

jtfrisch 22

Saturday 14 November 2015 6:53

That was a very good observation

BstMode 14

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:19

Just remember it's always your fault... Unless she's just bat shit crazy.

meli1195 31

Saturday 14 November 2015 2:31

if it's always OPs fault, then I would assume she's batshit crazy

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 15 November 2015 0:54

No... That's not how relationships work.

Whydoyouask 11

Saturday 14 November 2015 1:19

Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.

FEATHDUCK 19

Sunday 15 November 2015 7:37

Those ones always get liked by random passer-by-ers because they believe it is encouragement. I don't mean to be a douche but some people that have made fmls on this app have probably lied or over-exaggerated their side of the story to get encouragement and attention from others. By the way I'm not saying I, myself, am exempt from this, it is a human way of life that is simply unavoidable.