Love: Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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ashl123 19

Monday 30 January 2012 1:29

You should really date smarter people

SoNotForYou 5

Monday 30 January 2012 1:29

Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?

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aron666 25

Monday 30 January 2012 23:55

Wait a month, and dump your gf for both reasons

Fl9C1 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:53

I dump her for both reason and them some.

longshot72 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:39

This girl is an idiot. don't waste anymore time on her

treehugger1995 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:46

Well the omen came true if you break up with her xD

friedeggyolive 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:31

What matters is that you dump her.

tony775 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 4:55

What kind of douche would do that?

jalupe 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 5:28

both

deadgrl5676 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 7:23

Do you really need an excuse?

grandsymphony 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 10:51

She obviously isnt too bright. Get rid of her and let her groan and bone the hack loser astrologist shes listening to. You can get a better one rhan that bro

Sarojin 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:13

I'm sure this same guy will see omens of your girlfriend in his bed soon too. It's a brilliant plan on his part and sounds like he found a dumb enough target. dump her.