By Jamesfmled - 13/09/2014 14:01

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Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled tells us more.

Jamesfmled 14

I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.

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Top comments

GoldFishPony 21

Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex

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btrag97 13

Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf

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Comments

olpally 32

Paint the walls then paint her face! :D lol.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I see where you're going with that...

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VittorioCarter 8

LOL well at least you guys spent time together and saw each other. It's better than not seeing each other at all.

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ahippienamedrae 10

That's rough, buddy.

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TopComment 8

Hey, at least you have a girlfriend, and helping her will help keep it that way!

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JCal585 8

Hahahahahahah.. She knew what she was doing!!

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Jamesfmled 14

I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.

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weirdly_cute 11

If you weren't just after the sex then why do you sound so disappointed about having to help her paint the bedroom.

olpally 32

35, read his comment again... They're both very "busy" so he thought she wanted some, obviously there's a reason to be disappointed if they rarely have sex with each other as it is. Ugh.

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foxy_grampa 19

Have sex or paint a bedroom? Seems quite obvious why he would be a bit disappointed to have to paint instead. Even if he wasn't just after sex, painting a room isn't a fun time for too many people.

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PinkishToe 9

I don't think he was disappointed that he had to help her, although painting sucks! lol he was disappointed cause he thought she wanted sex

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kirasant 19

If you end up painting a room instead of having sex with your SO, and you're not disappointed... that must be some terrible sex.

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Oyas12 14

Im going to type "deluxe" if she actually did this on purpose delux delix delux delux eelux deluxe Yeah, totally.

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T1A2Z3 34

If you're both very busy and you were apparently free at this time why wouldn't you be with her in the first place??

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catmint 13

There's got to be a DIY joke in there somewhere.

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bigdfootball97 24

Gee I wish I had a girlfriend. I would want to do anything with her.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Yeah, sitting at your computer wishing you had a gf is not going to get you a girlfriend anytime soon. Get up and get out there.

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gemstone586 12

Ok, wait. you're 17 and depressed because you're "forever alone"?? try being 26 and forever alone then get back to me..

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Thunderstruck14 30

You can feel alone at any age. Being younger doesn't make feeling lonely any easier.

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Clawsified 6

No, she texted exactly what she meant to in order to get you to rush over to help.

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