By Jamesfmled - 13/09/2014 14:01

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Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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Jamesfmled 14

I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.

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GoldFishPony 21

Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex

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btrag97 13

Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf

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HandsomeGuy76 1

Mayb next time buddy

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Solano2580 24

Clearly most of the other commenters are claiming it wasn't accidental when OP said it was

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False_Stupidity 41

Hey, painting can be fun with the right sort of company, who knows how playful things might get ;)

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Ziggy122 15

There's at least one FML per week that reads something along the lines of, "I thought my girlfriend wanted me to come over for sex but she really just wanted to spend time with me doing non-sexual things. FML."

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ezrajab 22

Yes you should have been excited for durex but really shouldn't go expecting it. Should have just gone with the thought in mind hey I am seeing my gf today I am soo happy.

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akrista 10

I think you should tell her to disable that stupid ******* "AUTOCORRECT" function on her phone. FYL

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