Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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By KnowledgableEx - 10/11/2016 12:42 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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kut17 11

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:49

Have exercise sex with her sister.

rein 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 9:49

What a bitch! Dump her sorry ass.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 13:49

While your at work, she's with some dude trying to get off? F*ck slitting her throat, cut that bitch's head off! Thank you Slim Shady.

B3Y0ND 3

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:22

C'mon, 50, if you are actually what you say your age is, you should act it.

Jem777 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 13:57

All of my rage.

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:31

Well that was a creative way to try and get someone into bed.......

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:33

52: Gotta say, of all the female friends I've got, none of them have ever texted me offering exercise sex. Maybe I'm texting wrong?

rslater 1

Sunday 7 October 2012 14:40

Dump her then move on, show her you aren't going to be walked all over!

WrongRomance 11

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:30

Aw, sorry OP. We can't always date nice people.

doumtabarnack 12

Sunday 7 October 2012 15:46

I do believe she now fits the "*****" category.

mykelinva 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 16:32

OP, Every woman in my life has helped create the person I am. I learned that the toxic ones have no place in my life and need to be let go. The road, even though painful at times, eventually leads to the love of your life. Let her go to make room...

eman1972 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:05

Wow, what a dumb ass. Get those text's straight before sending them out. If u make it to Memphis, Tn. I'll help u out!!!

Twisted_Angel 17

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:46

I think you need to get rid of her. however talking to her isn't going to work, so I agree with a previous poster, tell her the thought of sex with her turns you of, and you're going to go have sex with one of your friends. I'm pretty sure she's cheated before, otherwise she wouldn't have the balls to send a text like that. time to ditch the bitch.