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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CasaDeLoser - 11/03/2015 05:32 - United States - Kent

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By twinzies - 20/02/2016 02:46 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

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Bee in her bonnet

By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:41

Well maybe in looks but she could turn out to be a complete bitch and you may be awesome so I wouldn't sweat it. Everyone has their preferences.

Luka_Banana 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:52

what?

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stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:41

Well maybe in looks but she could turn out to be a complete bitch and you may be awesome so I wouldn't sweat it. Everyone has their preferences.

phantomxbg 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:41

Sorry, tell someone that they keep saying that OP, if the same lie pls keep doing that, it's bullying.

Luka_Banana 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:52

what?

JETarchitect 32

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:58

I think you mean please stop doing that....

Ramb0 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:51

Well that's school for you...just gotta pick yourself back up

gatorclay97 28

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:00

Pics or it didn't happen

ham_spam 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:32

That's the most stupid thing I have read all day

scyth3s 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:23

Most stupidest indeed.

zaidthunder1 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:10

Boys like shiny new things.

Estelle101_fml 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:18

I feel you OP, I have an unofficial twin, who everyone says is prettier than me and dresses better. But I'm the nicer one, so one spreads rumors about me.

embarass 14

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:28

Hotter. Meaning you're still pretty hot. And that's their opinion, there might be someone in that class who is like "no way, you're the hottest", instead. Don't get down.