By connorcaffery - 18/09/2015 21:24 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 271
You deserved it 2 887

connorcaffery tells us more.

connorcaffery 9

A little background info. I've been with my girlfriend for four years- She is not the type to make me work while she does shit all. We did have a long talk about this. She is just very stressed out as she is not here for 3 days out of the week because she makes a 2 hour commute to and from university every week and when she is here she works. She is just stressed and tired and feeling guilty about not spending enough time with our dog pepsi. She is not lazy, and certainly not a bitch just struggling keeping up with all aspects of her life right now. Thanks to all the nice and supportive comments we both appreciate them. :)

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blazerman_fml 17

Funny my dog is a stay at home mom for me!

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9a_1z 12

Your girlfriend is an inspiration to me. Everyone is told to be true to themselves and follow their dreams, her dream is to laze around at home with her dog all day and she has the *strength* and *bravery* to follow it. (sarcastic asterisks)

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gqlmno 23

Just tell her she can do that if you can quit your current job and do your dream job... being a **** star

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Adamjohn82 19

I fear a song by the offspring playing rn

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gman422011 4

well, it's time to tell her no, that won't work and that she has to. If you don't have the balls to do that or break up with her lazy butt, then you will get the future you deserve. Time for you to decide the future you want...

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never_three 21

@87 There's a follow up....apparently the gf is just super stressed from school and work plus only being home for like 3 days out of the week. Which makes her feel guilty for not spending time with their dog.

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gman422011 4

We all have to deal with life stress. Doesn't give her the right to make arbitrary decisions about their financial future and put them both at risk. Her approach is wrong and selfish. She needs to grow up a bit and face real life, not hide from it and put her/their future at risk without consulting him. Clearly he is not in favor of it. You can sympathize with her all you want, but I feel for him.

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laurellkawes 31

Tell her that she can be a single stay-at-home mom

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sighlifeman 12

Well we all know what she wanted to grow up to be...Barbie & ken doll house

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UTIGUY 2

and which bills will the dog be paying?

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