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I'm not sure if she's really dumb or just likes screwing with you!
Is she a blonde?
Biiiiiiitch
Sounds like someone's ignoring her boyfriend~
If that wasn't a joke you have a very mean and stupid girlfriend
Maybe she had a mental fart. Who knows?
why would she ask you not to call it or text it if it was lost? If anything, texting and calling it would help you find it. I don't think she was telling the truth from the start. the whole "Nope" thing confirms it.
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Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
Wow, you're so dump!