Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call...

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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You deserved it 5 876

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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You deserved it 2 549

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 720

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 546

You deserved it 3 158

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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You deserved it 10 316

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 3 193

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 585

You deserved it 7 700

By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 201

You deserved it 4 168

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

Expertfail 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:09

Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

Zhejan 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:24

Wow, you're so dump!

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0515_dw_090084 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:47

Didn't you kinda get the hint when she told you not to call her or text her because she lost the phone. I mean really who says "hey I lost my phone don't call me!!" Usually you just say Hey i lost my phone. CAUSE YOUR GONNA KNOW SHE CAN'T TEXT OR CALL YOU IF HER PHONE IS LOST.

kiit_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:47

sarcasm?

Outpail 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:48

I agree with number 29, that's the exact thing I would do if I told someone I lost my phone and ended up finding it THREE HOURS LATER. It's logical.

sfgfan10 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:51

someone else could've found it and replied.

mister_moops 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:54

wow. it seems like all the fmls recently are pretty much "today, i'm a ******* moron. fml"

grimmelok 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:58

Are you people dense? Obviously she doesn't want to get any calls from him PERIOD, and lied about her phone being lost. Plus, why would she say, "Don't call or text me!"

oxroxybabe 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:59

aww that must suck but at least you know shoe has her phone

null_fml 11

Friday 2 October 2009 0:32

Sorry, but I had to reread your comment four times before I figured out what you meant by that shoe thing. I just kept picturing Maxwell Smart...

Monado 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:00

Did you fail to see the sarcasm in her reply?

sugar_407 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:05

hahaahaha this made me laugh. that sucks though

jennyess 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:16

hahaha what a dumb bitch.. and can i just say...HAIL TO THE ******* KING: KEVIN NEALON BABYYY i love you dude gotta give you a shoutout your hilarious and i love you on weeds. So glad they chose someone with a great sense of humor as a guest moderator. marry me?