By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

Just because she's a pharmacist, doesn't means she's a good one.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Or or or she just wanted to get pregnant?

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r00nie 10

If you do decide to have the child, educate it better :)

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Daydreamer4466 6

Be careful it sounds you may not the baby daddy. You've got to get a DNA. See you on the Maury Povich show.

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crackpotL 33

yeah and those holes she poked in the condoms were for aerodynamics.

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vip3r20 8

Wear a condom idiot!

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cgart96 15

Well then how did she know it was the antibiotics that interfered with it?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Do you know how thick those medical textbooks are? But as stated earlier you should've been wearing a condom.

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jewann123 10

ooo bitches just trappin niggas like a fly trap

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stormgirl79 4

Run as fast as you can, she's either a major dumb arse or has done the sneaky to get knocked up on purpose, either way........... Run!!!!!

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