By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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shadowedpixie 19

At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?

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gracehi 31

Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.

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onorexveritas 23

that's no excuse. I hope you dumped her.

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Alicestraza 33

I really hope you're not going to stay with her. You should dump her and let your sister know.

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mccrightp 29

Lol! I just can't see myself helping my sister get with my now ex-girlfriend!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I think they meant that OP should inform his sister of the situation to warn her. Rather than to help his, hopefully now ex, girlfriend get with her.

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Bakarra 22

Yea, if I had to choose, I'd say it was a couple...

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kyu_Q 19

One for each nut. Ba- dum ....no?

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Bakarra 22

It's a couple because of #14s comment, gotta keep up boyo

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mackdeezy 22

It goes downhill when she starts hanging out with your sister for "girl time" I'm afraid.

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WrongRomance 11

This reminds me of Ross and Carol on Friends. After they get married he figures out she is a lesbian because she refuses sex with him and spends a lot of time with her female friend XD

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Caribbeankid14 10

I just pray for his sake that his sister isn't a lesbian too...

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Wow. What an uncomfortable situation for you. I mean, nothing against her sexuality, but it seems to me that she was using you to be close to your sister and to hide the fact that she's lesbian from other people (her parents, for example).

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redbandit9877 12

Sorry OP, but there isn't really an easy way to break the news to a guy you are dating that you're into girls. I tried to do it nicely and you get a lot of either angry remarks or very dumb questions, neither are fun. I don't think she went about that in the right way though.

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RedPillSucks 31

dumb questions > angry remarks

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revieced 13

It's all her fault for dating him in the first place.

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kabza 13

the fact that you look and sound like a girl is more of an FML than her having a crush on your sister..

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sikunt89_fml 16

I feel sorry for you. But hopefully you have a good sister and she doesn't start dating her... that would be awkward.

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