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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Saint Ives

Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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You deserved it 245

Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 760

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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You deserved it 4 973

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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You deserved it 339

shadowedpixie 19

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:06

At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?

gracehi 31

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:15

Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.

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rivaraven 35

Thursday 18 April 2013 17:43

I look kind of girly and my voice isn't the manliest.. maybe my boyfriend is straight *gasps* Gotta ask him.

shaww 28

Thursday 18 April 2013 17:53

Hey everyone OP here! (I wasn't signed in when I wrote the FML). My ex-girlfriend indeed is a lesbian and wants my sister. I'm a teen, in that awkward pre-puberty stage which is why she thought I had lady-like features (ex: chubby face, high voice) and she said that was the only reason she was able to be with me. It was pretty hurtful, I never thought of myself as a girl, but she broke the news in a way I didn't feel too bad. I read the comments and some of them were off where some were right on. It gave me a good laugh and some time to heal from the breakup :)

iamthunder 4

Thursday 18 April 2013 20:18

At least now there's a chance of a threesome happening!

nishantvas 13

Thursday 18 April 2013 20:20

Well atleast your partner didn't sleep with your sister !! :D

Gpro67 9

Thursday 18 April 2013 20:58

Three way!!!!

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:06

Sounds like OP is Justin Bieber.

icepick23 12

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:15

Hot threesome on the way...

StEpHiE1226 12

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:37

Us lesbians are coming out at an alarming rate. GAY POWER!!! Sorry op

Soluxis 17

Thursday 18 April 2013 22:42

What a bitch. It sounds incredibly cruel, stringing you along like that. Try and find yourself a straight girlfriend this time, man. Preferably one that's not a horrible piece of work like the last.