By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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Cuuba 0

"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

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ERTH_fml 0

it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)

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ManicGypsy 22

Great idea here... Take 2 Vicodin and call me in the morning. LOL! Seriously, I know many men who can go all night long on Vicodin. It works wonders. Trust me.

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valmont_fml 0

I don't see why this is such a big FML. At least she's saying something about it, instead of just lying about it, or something like that. Maybe it wasn't the best way she could have handled it, but it could certainly be worse.

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redmnky21 8

either shes not doing it for u and u just want it done and over with or she gets ur overly excited... try anal... that fixed it for my bf and me

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Maverick52 13

I'm pretty sure there's an app for that lmao

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Dalb95 0

You should tell her to Google apartment listings and local U-haul numbers.

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ilovemychem 22

She coulda done it herself

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