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let her on top. that way she has control. also dayum man that hurts.
haha, you suck in bed. fyl
tell her to Google "How to orgasam faster"
Drop the bitch like a hot potato and tell her to Google how to last longer in a relationship.
Wow, there are a lot of defensive premature ejaculators commenting! Guys that take two minutes are a serious letdown. The girl probably had a point.
nice cleavage shot :)
do it!
At the risk of getting all serious about it: Look at it this way -- she wants more of you. That can't be bad. And the fact that she's telling you she wants more time having sex with you is great. a) yes, **********...but ********** together. Let her watch you while you watch her...you'll learn where to touch her and how she likes to be touched...and she'll learn the same with you. It's a beautiful thing. b) don't even think about being inside her until she orgasms twice and after you've come once. c) forget that stuff about reciting baseball stats or whatever -- be in the moment of NOT coming/cumming, just enjoying. d) do it often, often, often -- but while you're doing it often refer back to b) -- don't even think about being inside her until she orgasms twice. e) lick her a lot f) have fun -- remember that there are hundreds of minutes during every day when you don't come too fast, but you're thinking of sex. Make your time in bed some of those 'not coming/cumming' moment, except you're actually having sex...but not ready to climax yet g) lick her some more
that's pro!
tell her to google vaginal reconstructive surgery
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"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)