Love: Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much...

By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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You deserved it 19 208

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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By Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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Sorry seems to be the harshest word

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Boone

Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 115

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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You deserved it 5 083

Misophonist or misogynist?

By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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You deserved it 847

schwancy 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:07

Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.

Ozmat 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:06

well it would get annoying if you kept saying it

Comments

roydawgg 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:25

maybe you should quit being so whipped

MissErikaHart 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:43

haha 182, I meant to type foul mouthed. my phone must have autocorrected that. and i dont know about doin it in burger king bathrooms. but speaking of burger king, I'm sure 108 has familiarized herself very well with burger kings menu. prolly spends A LOT of time at wendys, mcdobalds, kfc, dennys, taco bell, the food court...

suppressed08 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 20:52

both of you were (/are) being pretty harsh here...

miss_la_rue 6

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:04

Sounds like we have a Stage 5 Clinger.

buttshapedfruit 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:08

I know how u feel :'(

Matt_192 6

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:09

MissErika, what are you smoking? Any guy you want?? Assuming you want desperate, lonely men that would put up with you, and even then they'd turn you down. (fugly!)

hd9280 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:15

187.. damn iPhone, it happens! Ooo snap.... I bet ur right on the money with 108!!!! quick someone hand her a whopper!! lol.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:16

*Haha *My *I *doing *But *Burger King *Burger Kings *She probably *a lot *Wendys *McDonalds *KFC *Dennys *Taco Bell I feel better. Even though you didn't mess this up in this post, I'm just going to go ahead and correct it anyway. *you *your *you're Also, are you trying to imply that eating at Denny's makes you fat?

MissErikaHart 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:39

193...what did I say about correcting me unless you r 100% correct urself???? please don't do it dumb bitch if u wanna correct me them COME CORRECT dennys is supposed to b denny's and wendys is wendy's