By noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
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hghrider123456 9

That's when you say "yes, it has a boo-boo, will you kiss and make it better?"

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SweetasCandy0609 28

lol OP I love your username, it suits your fml very good.

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Michael903 18

I thought so too! There are certain boundaries that couples need to respect. Bodily waste is one of them.

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lolita88_fml 27

noweddingforyou I applaud your choice in username

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every1luvsboners 11

She obviously wants you to shat on a glass table while she lays under it and watches the lava flow. I've done it a couple times, thanks to Craigslist and $3. It's tough out there.

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HawkXgamin 5

Haha, ya I'd see why it would be in comfortable to stink up the bathroom on front of her

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Slimbo305 11

Just Mr Hankey the x-mas poo. Tell her to give you a blunkin next time lol

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queerdragon 20

You need to talk more about limits and what you are comfortable with. She might be used to a home where people dont mind ********, bathing, etc. with other people around. My sister was like this for a long time, she would try to come into the bathroom while I was showering to do her make-up. Problem solved when we bought her a dressing table with a nice light and mirror to do stuff like pluck her eyebrows and do her make-up. That might be a simple solution to shit "shitty" problem.

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threer 30

I love because you have a story with everything and it's always great! Thanks for being the best everrr!!

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Musicsthecure 8

Am I the only person who finds this absolutely hilarious?

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