By noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
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hghrider123456 9

That's when you say "yes, it has a boo-boo, will you kiss and make it better?"

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Xotoolyxo 16

Sounds like she's a little too comfortable. Try locking the bathroom door next time

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truepanda 2

thats gross. couldnt she even smelled it?

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martin8337 35

Unless he farts and poops flowers.

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StarrliteFire 7

You don't know how to lock a door??

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TogeBara 12

1. lock the door or YDI 2. Need to have a talk with your girl about personal space 3. for some couples this is a normal thing and you should establish whether or not this is ok, when moving in together...before you actually have this sort of issue come up. my girl and i are looking for a place now, but we decided this was no ok a long time ago

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